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Breaking Bad Email Marketing Jargon
April 17, 2025 · 11 min

Episode 4: Why many newsletter metrics are useless (and which ones matter). Stop drowning in digital marketing terms that don't help your newsletter grow. This episode cuts through the BS metrics to show you exactly which numbers actually drive revenue.

We break down why most creators track vanity metrics that look good but do nothing for your business. Instead, learn the handful of measurements that actually predict whether your newsletter will survive or thrive.

What you'll learn:

Why obsessing over open rates is like counting likes on InstagramThe only three metrics that actually predict if you'll make moneyHow to explain these numbers to sponsors without sounding desperate or cluelessThe measurement mistake that's costing you subscribers every week

Perfect for creators who hate spreadsheets but love results. No buzzwords, no guru-speak, just practical ways to measure what matters.Timestamps: 

00:00 Why most marketing jargon is a waste of your time 01:26 The only metrics worth tracking (and why) 02:04 Building a language that makes sense to sponsors 04:15 Vanity metrics vs. money metrics 09:26 Simple steps to improve what actually matters 10:40 Measuring progress that leads to revenue

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