Jack in the Green

Part 11 of Jack in the Green,In the charming village of Hastings, there lived a group of cheerful milkmaids. These milkmaids were known for their delicious milk and their joyful singing as they went about their daily chores. Every morning, they would gather in the village square, ready to deliver fresh milk to the villagers. During the parade, as the milkmaids were preparing their milk cans, they noticed something strange. The cows in the pasture were acting very peculiar. Instead of grazing peacefully, they were dancing around in circles and mooing in a funny tune. The milkmaids couldn't help but giggle at the sight. "What's gotten into the cows today?" asked Daisy, the youngest milkmaid. "I don't know," replied Bessie, the oldest milkmaid. "But it looks like they're having a lot of fun!" As the milkmaids approached the cows, they discovered the source of the commotion. A mischievous little fairy named Tilly had sprinkled some magical fairy dust on the cows, making them dance and sing. Tilly was known for her playful tricks, and she loved to bring laughter to the village. "Hello, milkmaids!" Tilly giggled as she fluttered around. "I thought the cows could use a little bit of fun today!" The milkmaids laughed and thanked Tilly for the delightful surprise. They decided to join in the fun and started dancing and singing along with the cows in the parade. The villagers around, clapping and cheering at the hilarious sight of dancing cows and milkmaids. From that day on, the milkmaids and the villagers of Hastings always looked forward to Tilly's playful visits. They knew that whenever Tilly was around, there would be plenty of laughter and joy. And so, the milkmaids of Hastings continued to spread happiness with their delicious milk and their cheerful spirits, always ready for the next magical surprise.Sing-a-long with 'The Milkmaids Song':(Verse 1)In the village of Hastings, where the milkmaids sing,They deliver fresh milk, and joy they bring.One sunny morning, as they gathered 'round,They noticed the cows, dancing on the ground.(Chorus)Oh, the milkmaids laughed, what a funny sight,Cows dancing in circles, mooing with delight.Thanks to Tilly's magic, the village had fun,With dancing cows and milkmaids, under the sun.(Verse 2)Daisy asked Bessie, "What's going on today?"The cows are having fun, in a magical way.Tilly the fairy, with her playful tricks,Sprinkled fairy dust, and the cows did kicks.(Chorus)Oh, the milkmaids laughed, what a funny sight,Cows dancing in circles, mooing with delight.Thanks to Tilly's magic, the village had fun,With dancing cows and milkmaids, under the sun.(Bridge)The villagers gathered, clapping with cheer,At the sight of the cows, dancing so near.The milkmaids joined in, singing a tune,Dancing with the cows, from morning till noon.(Chorus)Oh, the milkmaids laughed, what a funny sight,Cows dancing in circles, mooing with delight.Thanks to Tilly's magic, the village had fun,With dancing cows and milkmaids, under the sun.(Verse 3)On May Day processions, the milkmaids would go,With milk pails decorated, in a beautiful show.Over time, the pails turned to headdresses so bright,As they danced through the village, in the morning light.(Chorus)Oh, the milkmaids laughed, what a funny sight,Cows dancing in circles, mooing with delight.Thanks to Tilly's magic, the village had fun,With dancing cows and milkmaids, under the sun.(Outro)So in Hastings, they wait for Tilly's next trick,For laughter and joy, that always comes quick.The milkmaids spread happiness, with every chore,In the charming village, forevermore.(Chorus)Oh, the milkmaids laughed, what a funny sight,Cows dancing in circles, mooing with delight.Thanks to Tilly's magic, the village had fun,With dancing cows and milkmaids, under the sun.Story, music and lyrics by Patrick J. A. Knight PatrickJ. A. Knight©2025 A Gravity ProductionUPC/EAN 195999044095ISAN: 0000-0007-64EF-0000-4-0000-0000-P

Part 10 of Jack in the Green,When Jack made his appearance, the people cheered out loud “Hooray for spring, hooray for spring’s surprise, hooray for our Jack in the green!”. Music was played, Morris dancers waved their handkerchiefs in the air and the parade made its way dancing through the beautifully decorated streets of Hastings heading towards the top of the hill. And all the way up front was Jack, not frightened at all for what was to come. After all, spring had promised him that he would not beharmed. He was also protected by these green men. So he laughed and danced along with all the people he knew so well. The sun tickled his nose and made Jack sneeze. “Haatchoo!”. The sneeze caused some of his ivy leaves to touch a couple more people and by magic, they turned green. “Oh look”, Jack said laughing, “That’s so funny, they came from my nose. So I will call all of the green men, my bogies!”. The bogies continued to protect Jack in the green on his way to the top of the hill. And whoever tried to hurt Jack in the slightest way would be touched on the nose by one of the bogies, turning them completely green.Sing-a-long with 'The Bogie Song':(Verse 1)In the streets of Hastings, the Morris dancers prance,Waving handkerchiefs in the air, joining in the dance.The town is decorated, with flowers all around,And Jack in the green leads the parade, with a crown so profound.(Chorus)The bogie song and we're all bogies,Dancing through the streets, like a bunch of yogis.When Jack sneezes, watch out, my friend,His green leaves turn you into bogies, till the very end.Bogies, bogies, bogies we are.(Verse 2)The villagers are cheering, as the parade goes by,With Jack in the front, reaching for the sky.But when he sneezes, oh what a sight,Spectators turn green, in the morning light.(Chorus)The bogie song and we're all bogies,Dancing through the streets, like a bunch of yogis.When Jack sneezes, watch out, my friend,His green leaves turn you into bogies, till the very end.Bogies, bogies, bogies we are.(Bridge)They try to guide Jack, to the top of the hill,But he's so big, it's quite a thrill.They push and they pull, with all their might,To get Jack through the door, it's a funny sight.(Chorus)The bogie song and we're all bogies,Dancing through the streets, like a bunch of yogis.When Jack sneezes, watch out, my friend,His green leaves turn you into bogies, till the very end.Bogies, bogies, bogies we are.(Verse 3)The green men are laughing, as they march along,Singing and dancing, to the bogie song.With Jack in the lead, they make their way,To the top of the hill, on this special day.(Chorus)The bogie song and we're all bogies,Dancing through the streets, like a bunch of yogis.When Jack sneezes, watch out, my friend,His green leaves turn you into bogies, till the very end.Bogies, bogies, bogies we are.(Outro)So if you visit Hastings, on the 1st of May,Join the parade, and dance away.With Jack in the green, milkmaid's, chimney sweeps and bogies toooooooooo,It's a funny celebration, just for you.(Chorus)The bogie song and we're all bogies,Dancing through the streets, like a bunch of yogis.When Jack sneezes, watch out, my friend,His green leaves turn you into bogies, till the very end.Bogies, bogies, bogies we are.Story, music and lyrics by Patrick J. A. Knight PatrickJ. A. Knight©2025 A Gravity ProductionUPC/EAN 195999044095ISAN: 0000-0007-64EF-0000-4-0000-0000-P

Part 9 of Jack in the Green,In the early morning of the 1st of May, way before the break of dawn, everyone in the village got themselves ready for the big festivities. They put on their finest clothes and wore the most beautiful garlands they had made. They remembered what spring had told them and gathered near the seafront. They stood and watched with anticipation, to find out where exactly the first ray of sunshine would fall. It was a very special moment when they all saw one particular cottage light up in the first ray of sunlight. They ran as fast as they could towards the cottage and knocked on the front door. Jack’s mother opened the door and said “We know what you have come looking for. You will find springs surprise in Jack’s room”. Some of the neighbours went inside while the other villagers waited outside. They just couldn’t believe their eyes and were left speechless. Before them, stood this massive walking talking Jack in the green. On top of this large cone-shaped bush rested the most beautiful crown made of flowers, which Jack’s mother had made. They couldn’t wait to touch the mysterious living bush, but before Jack could warn his neighbours, they had become covered with ivy, turning them completely green. Jack explained and said, “You all will be ok, just make sure you get me safe on top of the hill. Once you have slain me, the spirit of summer will be released and the curse lifted”. Mother replied, “Go on son, make us all proud!”. The green men guided Jack outside, but because he was so big, he hardly managed to fit through the front door. Sing-a-long with the song 'Get Jack through the door':(Verse 1)Jack was turned by Spring, into a walking, talking bush,With a crown of flowers, he was quite the lush.Whoever touched Jack, turned green from head to toe,Now the green men had a problem, how to make him go.(Chorus)Get Jack through the door, oh what a sight,Trying every trick, from morning till night.With laughter and cheer, they gave it their best,Getting Jack outside was quite the quest.(Verse 2)They tried to push and pull, but Jack was just too wide,He barely fit the doorway, no matter how they tried.They thought of using butter, to slide him through the gap,But Jack just laughed and said, "I don't need a nap!"(Chorus)Get Jack through the door, oh what a sight,Trying every trick, from morning till night.With laughter and cheer, they gave it their best,Getting Jack outside was quite the quest.(Bridge)They tried to tilt him sideways, but he got stuck halfway,They even tried a trampoline, to bounce him out that day.They thought of using ropes, to pull him like a sled,But Jack just shook his branches, and laughed instead.(Chorus)Get Jack through the door, oh what a sight,Trying every trick, from morning till night.With laughter and cheer, they gave it their best,Getting Jack outside was quite the quest.(Verse 3)They tried to use a saw, but the branches grew back fast,They even tried a cannon, but that was quite a blast.Finally, they decided, to widen the front door,And Jack walked out with ease, like never before.(Chorus)Get Jack through the door, oh what a sight,Trying every trick, from morning till night.With laughter and cheer, they gave it their best,Getting Jack outside was quite the quest.(Outro)So Jack and the green men, laughed and had some fun,They learned that sometimes, teamwork gets things done.With a crown of flowers, and a smile so bright,Jack in the green, was a funny sight.(Chorus)Get Jack through the door, oh what a sight,Trying every trick, from morning till night.With laughter and cheer, they gave it their best,Getting Jack outside was quite the quest.Story, music and lyrics by Patrick J. A. Knight PatrickJ. A. Knight©2025 A Gravity ProductionUPC/EAN 195999044095ISAN: 0000-0007-64EF-0000-4-0000-0000-P

Part 8 of Jack in the Green,Meanwhile, Jack’s parents still couldn’t believe what had happened. Their son Jack was no longer a young man, but a walking talking bush. Spring had also warned them they could not touch Jack with their bare hands. If they would, they would also change into green men. They tried everything. They even tried cutting down the branches, but they would only grow back in a split of a second. So all they could do was to carefully water their Jack in the green with a watering can daily. This way they kept Jack nice and fresh to keep him alive. Note: The song and video 'Water Jack!' has been refused to be used in this podcast episode by Spotify policy (Too much music). But don't worry, the full feature film and audio album of 'Jack in the Green' will soon be available via all official channels.Story, music and lyrics by Patrick J. A. Knight PatrickJ. A. Knight©2025 A Gravity ProductionUPC/EAN 195999044095ISAN: 0000-0007-64EF-0000-4-0000-0000-P

Part 7 of Jack in the Green,It was just a few weeks away from the 1st of May and spring made sure she had grown enough extra flowers and ivy. So the rest of the villagers had the chance of making their own beautiful garland. Spring left the good people of Hastings a message that she had prepared a surprise for them this year. On the 1st of May, they would find her surprise inside a cottage. The one that would catch the first ray of sunshine that very morning.Note: The song and video 'Spring has got a surprise' has been refused to be used in this podcast episode by Spotify policy (Too much music). But don't worry, the full feature film and audio album of 'Jack in the Green' will soon be available via all official channels.Story, music and lyrics by Patrick J. A. Knight PatrickJ. A. Knight©2025 A Gravity ProductionUPC/EAN 195999044095ISAN: 0000-0007-64EF-0000-4-0000-0000-P

Part 6 of Jack in the Green,Suddenly, spring noticed a trail of new ivy leaves, which had been dropped along the path leading all the way to Jack’s cottage. Spring looked through one of the windows and found Jack in the middle of his bedroom completely covered by the garland, which he and his parents had made. “What have you done?” spring asked. “Is it not so that everyone gets a chance to make a garland in my honour?”. “I just found out that all the flowers and new ivy were used by a single person? ... and that person is you Jack?”. “Oh, how could you Jack?” she concluded. Jack said he was very sorry that he had upset spring and explained the reason why. Spring felt a little sorry for them, but she needed to teach Jack and hisparents a lesson. “Oh, Jack” spring continued to say. “I will make sure that you will win this year’s contest”. “But for now you will become as one with your garland”. “You will stay indoors until the 1st of May and wait for the villagers to come and take you outside”. “You will then join them in a big parade towards the top of the hill”. “Once you have arrived they will slay you and in doing so they will release the spirit of summer”. Sing-a-long with the song 'Oh, what have you done Jack?': (Verse 1)Spring came to Hastings with a smile so bright,But when she saw Jack, she gasped in fright."Oh, what have you done, Jack?" she cried,With flowers and ivy, you can't hide.(Chorus)Oh, what have you done, Jack?Oh, what have you done?A lesson needs to be taught,Before the day is done.(Verse 2)Spring told Jack and his parents too,"You've picked all the flowers, what will you do?To win the contest, you must pay the price,On the 1st of May, you'll roll the dice."(Chorus)Oh, what have you done, Jack?Oh, what have you done?A lesson needs to be taught,Before the day is done.(Bridge)"You'll become one with your garland so green,And the villagers will gather, it's quite a scene.To release the spirit of Summer, you'll be slayed,But don't worry, Jack, it's a grand parade."(Chorus) Oh, what have you done, Jack?Oh, what have you done?A lesson needs to be taught,Before the day is done.(Outro)So Jack learned his lesson, and so did his folks,Spring's words were serious, but she made some jokes.With a cheeky grin, she waved goodbye,And Jack's tale became a legend, reaching the sky.(Chorus)Oh, what have you done, Jack?Oh, what have you done?A lesson needs to be taught,Before the day is done.  Story, music and lyrics by Patrick J. A. Knight PatrickJ. A. Knight©2025 A Gravity ProductionUPC/EAN 195999044095ISAN: 0000-0007-64EF-0000-4-0000-0000-P

Part 5 of Jack in the Green,Spring was getting ready for the big mayday festivities. She went to have a look if all was going as planned. She was sure that the sun had been doing it’s very best to grow the mostbeautiful flowers and the greenest ivy ever produced. But she had the shock of a lifetime finding every single flower had been picked and not a single ivy leaf was left to find for miles and miles around. She knew the villagers would always collect some to make garlands in her honour. It would always make spring very happy and in return, she would make sure the people would have good crops and a splendid harvest to follow. But what had happened? It just couldn’t be possible, not a single flower nor freshly grown ivy was to be found.Story, music and lyrics by Patrick J. A. KnightPatrick J. A. Knight©2025 A Gravity ProductionUPC/EAN 195999044095ISAN: 0000-0007-64EF-0000-4-0000-0000-P

Part 4 of Jack in the Green,Jack’s mum had already been very busy making string out of straw and advised Jack to start working on their garland. The garland started to take shape and grew longer and longer. Because of its length and with the contest in mind, Jack had the garland put round him in a circle. “Is it not quite long enough Jack?” mother asked. “If we want to win this year’scontest, we need the garland to be much longer than it already is” Jack replied. So mother continued making more string and father helped to keep the garland nicely tied around Jack. After a while, the garland already reached up to Jack’s knees. “I don’t think this is a good idea”, Jack’s father said in a nervous way. “Oh, I will be fine dad, don’t you worry” Jack replied. “This way I can make sure nothing happens to our garland”. It was getting quite hot inside the garland, so Jack decided to remove all of his clothes. “I don’t need any clothes or bed sheets now, the garland is all I need”, Jack said.Sing-a-long with the song 'Oh, Jack's got a garland':(Verse 1)Jack was in his bedroom, feeling oh so grand,Surrounded by a garland, the longest in the land.It wrapped around his knees, and it twined around the flowers,Jack was in a jungle, lost for hours and hours.(Chorus)Oh, Jack's got a garland, the longest ever seen,Twisting and turning, like a leafy green machine.It's getting hot, so Jack took off his clothes,Now he's dancing in his bedroom, with a cheeky bottom pose.(Verse2)The sun was shining bright, and the garland kept on growing,Jack was feeling warm, and the breeze was gently blowing.He thought, "Who needs clothes, when I've got this leafy friend?"So he danced around the garden, till the day came to an end.(Chorus)Oh, Jack's got a garland, the longest ever seen,Twisting and turning, like a leafy green machine.It's getting hot, so Jack took off his clothes,Now he's dancing in the garden, with a cheeky bottom pose.(Bridge)Neighbours peeked over, and they couldn't help but laugh,Seeing Jack so free, in his leafy green bath.With a garland for a wardrobe, and a smile so wide,Jack was the happiest, with nothing to hide.(Chorus)Oh, Jack's got a garland, the longest ever seen,Twisting and turning, like a leafy green machine.It's getting hot, so Jack took off his clothes,Now he's dancing in the garden, with a cheeky bottom pose.(Outro)So if you see Jack, in his garden so bright,With a garland wrapped around him, and a smile of pure delight.Just remember, sometimes all you need is a leafy green,And a cheeky bottom pose, to feel like a king or queen.Story, music and lyrics by Patrick J. A. KnightPatrick J. A. Knight©2025 A Gravity ProductionUPC/EAN 195999044095ISAN: 0000-0007-64EF-0000-4-0000-0000-P

Part 3 of Jack in the Green,So Jack got out of bed, stretched his arms wide above his head and gave a big final yawn for the day. He walked towards his curtains and opened them. “Look mum”, Jack said, “the sun has announced that spring has arrived. Soon it will be mayday and I am determined to win this year’s contest for the most beautiful garland, if not the longest! The prize money would surely help us to fix everything that needs fixing. Including our scruffy old curtains.” After Jack had fed their animals he joined his parents for some breakfast. Jack asked them if they would help him with gather all the new spring flowers and ivy they could find. Over the next couple of weeks, Jack and his dad went searching far and wide. It didn’t take long before the glass fruit bowl was overflowing. So they used the small side cupboard instead, to find out that was overflowing. So everything was moved into the big wardrobe. When that was full, they finally moved all the flowers and ivy into Jack’s bedroom. Leaving just a little space in the middle and his bed to sleep in.Sing-a-long with the song 'Oh, Jack's world is blooming':(Verse 1)In Jack's kitchen, there's a fruit bowl so bright,But it's overflowing with flowers, what a sight!Apples and oranges, hidden beneath,Petals and blossoms, a colorful wreath. (Chorus)Oh, Jack's world is blooming, everywhere you see,Flowers and ivy, as far as can be.From the fruit bowl to the cupboard, and the wardrobe too,Jack's room is a garden, with just a bed in view. (Verse 2)In the corner of the kitchen, there's a cupboard so small,But it's overflowing with ivy, climbing up the wall.Leaves and tendrils, reaching for the sky,Jack just laughs as they grow so high. (Chorus)Oh, Jack's world is blooming, everywhere you see,Flowers and ivy, as far as can be.From the fruit bowl to the cupboard, and the wardrobe too,Jack's room is a garden, with just a bed in view. (Verse 3)In Jack's bedroom, there's a wardrobe so grand,But it's overflowing with flowers, like a magical land.Roses and daisies, bursting out the door,Jack can't find his clothes anymore! (Chorus)Oh, Jack's world is blooming, everywhere you see,Flowers and ivy, as far as can be.From the fruit bowl to the cupboard, and the wardrobe too,Jack's room is a garden, with just a bed in view. (Bridge)Jack's room is a jungle, with flowers and vines,But he loves the beauty, and he doesn't mind.With a little space left, for his bed to sleep,Jack dreams of gardens, in slumber so deep. (Chorus)Oh, Jack's world is blooming, everywhere you see,Flowers and ivy, as far as can be.From the fruit bowl to the cupboard, and the wardrobe too,Jack's room is a garden, with just a bed in view. (Outro)So if you visit Jack, be ready for a surprise,A house full of flowers, right before your eyes.With laughter and joy, Jack's world is so sweet,A blooming paradise, from his head to his feet.Story, music and lyrics by Patrick J. A. KnightPatrick J. A. Knight©2025 A Gravity ProductionUPC/EAN 195999044095ISAN: 0000-0007-64EF-0000-4-0000-0000-P

Part 2 of Jack in the Green,Their son, a young lad called Jack was still asleep when one of the sunbeams found its way through one of the tiny holes in his bedroom curtains. The sunbeam managed to reachJack’s nose and started to tickle him. It didn’t take long for Jack to wake up. The tickling of his nose would surely make him sneeze. And it did. Jack took a deep breath and emptied his lungs and went “Haaaaaaa Choooooooow!”.  It was soloud that it even made the rooster fall off his tree branch, landing right on top of mother goose. Jack’s mother ran into his room and asked him if he felt this earthquake making their cottage and everything in it shake and rattle as never before. Jack laughed and said, “Oh mum, it was just me sneezing loudly, did I wake you?”. “I think you woke up everyone in the entire universe boy”, mother answered. “Never mind”, said mother, “you get yourself ready so you can go and feed our animals”.Sing-a-long with the Sneezing song, Achoo, achoo!:(Verse 1)Little Jack was playing in the yard one day,When he felt a tickle that wouldn't go away.He scrunched up his nose, and his eyes got wide,Then he let out a sneeze that echoed far and wide.(Chorus)Achoo, achoo, Jack's mighty sneeze,Made the rooster fall from the tree with ease.He landed on Mother Goose with a thud,And they both rolled around in the mud.(Verse 2)The rooster was perched on a branch so high,Crowing at the sun in the bright blue sky.But Jack's big sneeze gave him quite a fright,And down he tumbled, what a comical sight!(Chorus)Achoo, achoo, Jack's mighty sneeze,Made the rooster fall from the tree with ease.He landed on Mother Goose with a thud,And they both rolled around in the mud.(Bridge)Mother Goose honked and flapped her wings,While the rooster crowed and tried to sing.Jack just laughed till his sides were sore,He'd never seen such a scene before.(Chorus)Achoo, achoo, Jack's mighty sneeze,Made the rooster fall from the tree with ease.He landed on Mother Goose with a thud,And they both rolled around in the mud.(Outro)So if you hear a sneeze that's loud and clear,Watch out for roosters and geese, my dear.For Jack's big sneeze can cause quite a fuss,And leave everyone laughing, just like us.Story, music and lyrics by Patrick J. A. KnightPatrick J. A. Knight©2025 A Gravity ProductionUPC/EAN 195999044095ISAN: 0000-0007-64EF-0000-4-0000-0000-P