First, The plaintiff says she got pregnant one month after she and the defendant began dating. Now that they’re no longer together, she claims her ex rarely sees their child. She’s suing him for ballet classes, medical bills, and emotional distress. The defendant says the plaintiff is a good mother but he’s no deadbeat dad. He’s countersuing for emotional distress and defamation. Then, The plaintiff says she and the defendant got together when she was 16 and reconnected later. She says he abused alcohol and heroin when they were together. She’s suing him for unpaid loans and property. The defendant says dating the controlling plaintiff was exhausting. He’s countersuing for unreturned property. Plus, The plaintiff says she is a veterinary student and fosters boa constrictors. She claims she paid the defendant for a snake and never got it, so she’s suing. The defendant says she loves reptiles, and she insists the person who was supposed to transport the snake bailed on her, and then the snake died. Don’t forget to rate and subscribe so you never miss an episode.  Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices