Podcast: The Movie: The Game

Episode 44! - In which Shane & Ryan fire up the ol’ Black Sabbath records in order to watch and play the games of John Favreau’s zero expectation comic book action movie that ruined Hollywood forever(?): Iron Man! Also: Ryan demands his internet bucks for his powers of foresight then commences to almost completely forget a segment, Shane sucks at picking superpowers, INFINITE FLAMETHROWER HAS ENTERED THE CHAT, and more! 

GAME #100 EXTRAVAGANZA!! In which Shane & Ryan grab some Gabagool & become made men in order to watch and play the game of Franky Ford Coppola’s epic tale about a man and his family: The Godfather: Part 2! Also: Ryan has great taste in movies per usual, Shane likes the past, is The Godfather, Star Wars, and Lord of the Rings all the same thing but for different nerds? and more! 

Episode 32! - In which Shane & Ryan put on their mohawks and hop on the back of a motorcycle in order to watch and play the game of George Miller’s post-apocalyptic knock off of Fist Full of Dollars: Mad Max: Road Warrior! Also: Ryan speaks Italian, Shane thinks Greece is the best, Kurtwood takes over, and more! 

Season 4 (Certified Fresh) hath arrived! In which Shane & Ryan instruct their [ladies] to leave in order to watch and play the game of Paul Verhoeven’s satirical merchandise-laden gore-fest about a robot cop: Robocop! Also: Ryan is forced to change his plans, Shane performs a haiku, in Kurtwood we trust, and more! 

Season 3: Oops All Arnold! postmortem episode! In which Shane & Ryan unearth the remains of all the season 3 games and plop them on the examining table so they can pay their final respects(?)! Also: Ryan edits 2 minutes-worth of coughs out of the podcast, Shane creates a whole-ass program for his quiz (showoff), Ryan botches the outro, and more! 

Episode 30- In which Shane & Ryan talk to the hand in order to watch and play the games of Jonathan Mostow’s (and let’s face it, Arnold’s too) obvious money laundering scheme disguised as the long-awaited sequel to one of the most beloved action movies of all time (what could possibly go wrong?!): Terminator 3 colon Rise of The Machines! Also: Ryan ponders the reasoning for Skynet’s sunglasses kink, Shane makes a killer My So Called Life Reference (remember that show? DO YOU?!), Dueling Shaq/Harrison Ford impersonations, and more in this action-packed Season 3: Oops All Arnold finale!   

Episode 29- In which Shane & Ryan Ride on horses in an elevator in order to watch and play the game of noted aquaphile James Cameron’s movie about marriage and zany terrorists: True Lies! Also: Ryan gets triggered by Fred Flintstone, Shane fights his fiercest battle yet against “with a missile” or “on a missile”, I love the Nineteen Nine-A-Tees, and more!   

Episode 28- In which Shane & Ryan put on their red shirts, blue jeans, and brown leather jackets in order to watch and play the games of yet another John McTiernan action epic...epic FLOP, that is (ZING!): Last Action Hero! Also: Ryan correctly identifies the Nexus Event for our current dark timeline, Shane can’t tell the difference between Aretha Franklin & Tina Turner (please don’t cancel us!), Arnold loves(?) reciting pro wrestling promos, and more! 

Episode 27- In which Shane & Ryan grab a sack of quarters, hop on to the same motorized scooter and head to the Galleria in order to watch and play the games of James Cameron’s global smash hit odd couple buddy action movie sequel: Terminator 2 colon Judgement Day! Also: Ryan FINALLY turns his ire toward George Thorogood, Shane FINALLY turns his ire toward Edward Furlong, feature spotlight on the amazing Earl Boen, and more! 

Episode 26- In which Shane & Ryan get their @sses to Mars in order to watch and play the games of Paul Verhoeven’s ultra-violent three-titted 5 alarm sci-fi banger: Total Recall! Also: Ryan is particular with title grammar (shocker), Shane finally starts to display the signs of early onset Schwarzenegger-triggered Stroke Syndrome, it’s time to pick a bone with birthday psychics, and more!