IN THIS EPISODE: The gang unravels a truly unhinged weekend roundup, featuring:<ul><li>Jeff entering a retail void while trying to return a haunted wine opener.</li><li>Steve discovering that his car may or may not contain a time capsule of fast food regrets.</li><li>Adam spiraling into existential dread after buying a Minion-themed Bluetooth speaker that only screams in Minion language.</li><li>A deep dive into theme restaurants—from Rainforest Café’s animatronic trauma to Applebee’s, where the only theme is “random crap nailed to walls.”</li></ul>PLUS:<ul><li>Which theme restaurant gave Steve a headache and a stuffed frog he didn’t ask for?</li><li>What’s the difference between a Chili’s and a hoarder’s attic?</li><li>Why does every Hard Rock Café feel like a music memorabilia crime scene?</li></ul>If you’ve ever been served a burger on a skateboard while staring at a framed Billy Joel harmonica, this episode is for you.NEW EPISODES EVERY MONDAY AND THURSDAY. Subscribe, follow, and ask yourself: Is that theme restaurant décor… or just a very aggressive yard sale?