Sometimes, the best-laid plans go up in smoke — or, in this case, get lost in a recording glitch of catastrophic proportions. Jeff’s flying solo today to break down how the epic, two-hour breakdown of The Rock got reduced to 15 minutes of nonsense about Arby’s and Danny Trejo. With technical gremlins crawling through the studio and Adam already pacing like a caged Swayze, the gang has to regroup, reschedule, and prepare for a Monday episode that’s about to go FULL ROAD HOUSE.

But wait, there’s more! Louis shows up with a homemade flamethrower to keep things “on brand,” Adam pops on the mic to unleash unholy levels of hype for Road House, and Jeff tries desperately to keep everything from catching fire — literally and figuratively.

IN THIS EPISODE:

Jeff tries to hold it together solo, but the Rock episode’s gone missing, and he’s not coping well.A detailed breakdown of how they lost 90% of the recording, which means no Connery impressions, no Nic Cage conspiracy theories, and no Ed Harris “tragic villain” rants.Louis bursts in with a makeshift flamethrower, ready to reenact a scene from The Rock, but Jeff quickly shuts that down.Adam shows up at the end, exploding with energy, because if he can’t rant about The Rock, he’s gonna go nuclear on Road House instead.Why pain don’t hurt, but missing a full episode definitely does.

QUOTABLE MOMENTS:

“Can I at least leave it in the fridge?” — Louis, with a flamethrower.“Pain don’t hurt, but this episode? Oh, it’s gonna hurt so good.” — Adam, gleefully unhinged.“Two hours of Nic Cage gold — GONE. We’re cursed. We are absolutely cursed.” — Jeff, spiraling.

NEXT WEEK: Monday’s episode is officially a Swayze-fueled Road House rampage, featuring Adam’s deepest dive yet into the mystical, mullet-laden world of bouncer Zen philosophy, throat-ripping, and why Sam Elliott might actually be a demigod.

SOCIAL TEASER: 🎙️ Ever lose two hours of podcast gold? Yeah. We just did. But don’t worry — Adam’s ready to go full Dalton on Monday with a solo Road House episode that might just set the whole studio on fire. (And yes, Louis brought a flamethrower. Don’t ask.) #RewindOrDie #Podcast #RoadHouse #LostEpisode #TechnicalDifficulties #SwayzeAllDay