Chemistro and Smoochulon face off to see who is the true master of The Heart Tower in a winner-takes-all Host-off! Of course, none but the trickiest of wizard personal ads will do for a show-down this spectacular.

Will Greyseer Kraxx find a man-thing to twist to his will? Will Weakbeard be able to connect with a wizard who wants to be their own boss? Will The All-Powerful Jeff be able to love someone for themself and not because they’re inducting him into a cult? And will Margoloth the Blood Artist find someone to write fanfiction about her?

And did Sekhemet and The Corpse Baron manage to overcome their differences?

Go to @wiz4wiz on twitter after the show or click here to vote on the outcome! Transcript Here This episode was written by Marc Campasano and Max Kreisky, and sound designed by Tal Minear (@starplanes)

Our wizards this week are: Greyseer Kraxx, written and performed by A Salty Rat (@asaltyrat), Weakbeard, written and performed by Eric Trageser(@real_eric_t), The All Powerful Jeff, written and performed by Rob Mulligan (@muralgoblin), Margoloth the Blood Artist, written and performed by Bridget Copes (@bridgetjoco)

Sekhemet of the Neuroses, written and performed by Maya Statin(@jokewitch), and The Corpse Baron, written and performed by John Serpico (@JohnSerpico)

Every wizard personal ad in this show was written, performed and recorded by a member of the community. There may be some explicit language and variable audio quality.

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Content Warnings for this episode: Smoochulon, mild wizard violence, MLM schemes, cults