Your Local Time Travelers
6 episodes Last Updated: May 13, 25
Anybody got a way to escape 2025? Or tips on navigating the Baptist church we're stuck in? This crash-landed time traveling duo would appreciate it. No future spoilers from us. Promise. Ish. Oh also, the captain has turned into a cat. Don't tell him I told you. He's touchy about it.
Written and Created by
Heidi Fischer
Performed by
Heidi Fischer
Dio Garner
Alex Hanback
Alexis Tipton
Kelsey V
Additional performances by
Ñita
Pendejo
Squib
Soundscaping and editing by
Paloma Ortiz
Music by
Heidi and Alison Fischer
Thank you to
E.V. Belknap
Jonathan Fischer
Artwork by
Umangi Hettiarachchi
Visit our website for additional SFX credits
Join our shenanigans on our socials.
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Episodes
May 13, 2025
Finding Out
The things we do for those we need. I mean, love. Yeah.CC and I spelunk into the bowels of the ship and our pasts in order to keep Grasshopper in the pageant and avoid the unimaginable headache of recasting.We unfortunately make discoveries that will change our relationship and on-mic dynamic forever. Join us round the Kitty Bowl via our Patreon!See us living our best #influencer lives over on our socials. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.
May 06, 2025
Sex
Let's talk about it, baby. And how talking about it can apparently have weird consequences on certain churches and certain time travelers. This week, CC and I must overcome an abstinence course (more like obstacle course, am I right?) that is impeding our imperative creative juices (ugh, phrasing, sorry) if we're ever gonna get out of here. Who knows, some life lessons might actually get learned along the way despite everyone's best efforts.Join us round the Kitty Bowl via our Patreon! See us living our best #influencer lives over on our socials. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.
Apr 29, 2025
Drugs
We forgot about money! This week, we try to get some of that stuff to fund important things like wigs for the pageant and flowers for the garden. Oh, and food.Unfortunately, marketing strategies from the future apparently don't mix super well with your average modern Baptist human sensibilities... (CC notes here that calling our spaghetti-throwing methodology "marketing strategies" is a stretch.)Join us round the Kitty Bowl via our Patreon!See us living our best #influencer lives on our socials. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.
Apr 22, 2025
Rock n' Roll
We're mounting the best pageant Same Boat Baptits Church has ever seen! It's our only way back home. Classic time traveler stuff. Though maybe navigating the time fathoms is easy compared to navigating the bureaucracy here... (CC insists I note here "No, it isn't." I'm not convinced.) Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.
Apr 15, 2025
The Pilot (and the Idiot)
An influencer and pilot from the future crash-land in a 2025 Baptist church. We handle it all extremely gracefully.Written and Created byHeidi FischerPerformed by Heidi FischerDio GarnerAlex HanbackAlexis TiptonKelsey V Additional performances byÑitaPendejoSquib Soundscaping and editing byPaloma OrtizMusic byHeidi and Alison Fischer Thank you toE.V. BelknapJonathan Fischer Visit our website for additional SFX credits Join our shenanigans on our socials. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.
Apr 08, 2025
Trailer
Scared of the future? Join this time traveling duo in being more scared of your present! Crash-landing April 15th.AX6gPWXYY7rVagX9fiRD Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.