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93X Half-Assed Morning Show

Cumulus Media Minneapolis / 93X | KXXR-FM
259 episodes   Last Updated: Aug 17, 23

Josh, Nick, Dana, Wappel and Ashley bring you the 93X Half-Assed Morning Show with your daily dose of stupid news and sports with KARE 11's Randy Shaver. Sponsored by Standard Heating and Air Conditioning

Episodes

The Peruvian gold mining jetpack gang. The Nuggets of Christ compel you! Everything you’ve ever wanted to know about the Going Braless Challenge. The 93X Half-Assed Morning Show - Originally Aired August 17, 2023. See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.
Underwhelming tourist attractions. What women pretend to like to appease men. Everything you wanted to know about Brad Ruiter's dog. The 93X Half-Assed Morning Show - Originally Aired August 16, 2023. See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.
KARE 11's Janel Klein in-studio. The boss is always looking to screw you. Everything you've ever wanted to know about faking a heart attack. The 93X Half-Assed Morning Show - Originally Aired August 15, 2023. See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.
Odd jobs worth paying someone for. Suddenly, everywhere you look...girl turds. Everything you've ever wanted to know about sex in robotaxis. The 93X Half-Assed Morning Show - Originally Aired August 14, 2023. See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.
A real-life G.I. Joe. Dad Fights 140: Wisconsin Sucks Edition.  Everything you've ever wanted to know about awkward phases. The 93X Half-Assed Morning Show - Originally aired Friday, August 11, 2023. See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.
Mattress actress Jordan Maxx In-Studio. A snake and a hawk tried to kill a lady (*deep breath*) AT THE SAME TIME! Everything you've ever wanted to know about life after marrying your first sexual partner. The 93X Half-Assed Morning Show - Originally aired Thursday, August 10, 2023. See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.
Dr. P Jesus' most seductive appearance ever on The Half-Assed Morning Show. What we think about during sex. Everything you've ever wanted to know about fantasy football punishments. The 93X Half-Assed Morning Show - Originally Aired August 9, 2023. See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.
Minnesota Twins play-by-play guy Dick Bremer. KARE 11's Janel Klein. Everything you've ever wanted to know about using the same rag for your entire masturbator career. The 93X Half-Assed Morning Show - Originally Aired August 8, 2023. See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.
WWE Superstar Natalya In-Studio. How to eff up your own million-dollar crime spree. Everything you've ever wanted to know about the Brotherhood Border Bash. The 93X Half-Assed Morning Show - Originally Aired August 7, 2023. See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.
The Barbie movie is destroying relationships. Dad Fights 139: Celebrity Weed Strains. Everything you've ever wanted to know about yoga pants and no panties. The 93X Half-Assed Morning Show - Originally Aired August 4, 2023. See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.