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They make a dollar while you make a dime — so why not use that dime’s worth of time to rethink your workspace while you’re multitasking on the porcelain throne? In this episode of The Motivational Poops Podcast, your favorite host Number 2 drops some truth nuggets (not the kind you flush) about how your workspace might be sabotaging your productivity.We’re talking clutter chaos, lighting that screams “interrogation room,” and desks that double as junk drawers. Tune in for 5 simple (and kinda hilarious) steps to turn your desk from “yikes” to “yes please,” all while embracing the magic of bathroom-based breakthroughs.Thanks for hanging out with me today on The Motivational Poops Podcast. Don’t forget to hit that follow button, leave a review, and let me know what topics you want to hear next. Until next time, this is Number 2 here to help you be Number 1 — stay focused, make sure to wipe well, and don’t forget to wash your hands. You've got this!

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Are Millennials and Gen Z really as entitled as everyone says? Are they just trying to survive in a world Gen X left on fire? We’re unpacking parenting styles, workplace expectations, and why Gen X can’t help but roll their eyes at avocado toast & way overpriced coffee!🧠👶🔥 Buckle up buttercups. It’s time for a little generational therapy and there are no safe spaces in sight!

Send us a textThis week, Amanda and Lauren take you on the wild ride of the infamous incident between Lorena Gallo (formerly Bobbitt) and John Wayne Bobbitt. Sources:Refinery 29: “This Timeline Shows How Lorena Bobbitt Became a National Obsession” by Rachel PaigeThe Independent: “Lorena Bobbitt, who cut off her husband’s penis, shares new revelations in documentary” by Meredith ClarkThe Guardian: “‘I call us the Sisterhood of Ill Repute’: Amanda Knox on bonding with Monica Lewinsky and Lorena Bobbitt” by Amanda Knox (excerpt from her memoir)ABC News: “John Bobbitt speaks out 25 years after wife infamously cut off his penis: ‘I want people to understand… the whole story’” by Lauren Effron and Sean DooleyHistory.com: “This Day in History: Lorena Bobbitt maims her husband with a kitchen knife” The New Yorker: “The Lorena Bobbitt Story Offers New Lessons on Male Vulnerability” by Rebecca MeadFox9: “John Wayne Bobbitt, whose wife sliced off his manhood, loses toes due to toxic water at Camp Lejeune” by Michael RuizNational Domestic Violence Hotline blog: “What Most People Missed When They Watched ‘Lorena’” by Leigh GoodmarkWikipedia

On this episode of Staying Alive, hosts Jon Gabrus and Adam Pally sit down with their good friend, SNL superstar Ego Nwodim, to talk primarily about menus, but also being literally thirsty versus slang thirsty, pitching sketches with a dislocated shoulder, discovering that American cheese isn’t real, and how she changed her whole relationship to fitness with grace and compassion. We’ll also learn about Pally’s $50 box of cereal and the results of Gabrus’ 23 & Me. Keywords for this episode: beverages, Jason Momoa, inverse narcissism, Martha Stewart, Upright Citizens Brigade, Amy Poehler, Mary Holland, Drew Tarver, Lauren Lapkus, comedy hot, Saturday Night Live, Whiplash, The Town, Nate Lang, cock relations, Solid Core, Danny & Coop’s, L'Appartement 4F, Trivoli Tavern. Follow Ego on Insta @eggyboom, check out her podcast Thanks Dad with Ego Nwodim This episode was recorded March 14, 2025 at SiriusXM studios in New York CitySpecial thanks to Jared O’ConnellStaying Alive is produced by Devon Torrey Bryant and Anne HarrisEngineered and edited by Devon Torrey Bryant, who also wrote the musicAssociate producer and video editor is Maddie McCannExecutive produced by Jon Gabrus, Adam Pally, Sean Hayes, Will Arnett, Jason Bateman, Bernie Kaminski, and Rich Korson

I've spent a week digesting the backlash from my Last Supper post just before Easter and my apology video that followed. In this episode I obviously got heavily into that, before opening up about my own personal beliefs regarding God. Finally, I regaled a tale from my last visit to Catholic Mass a few months ago where the priest went on a tirade about abortion. It was exactly what you think. 

Send us a textA championship belt smacks against flesh, Paul Heyman crawls on his hands and knees to acknowledge his Tribal Chief before executing a masterful double-swerve, and Bronn Breakker delivers a spear so devastating it makes viewers gasp in horror. These are just snippets from the action-packed WrestleMania 41 weekend that left fans both thrilled and puzzled.We start by sharing our hilarious pre-WrestleMania adventure at a micro wrestling event, complete with celebrity sightings (or so we thought) and Mark's Baby Billy t-shirt drawing unwanted attention from the intoxicated crowd. From there, we dive deep into both nights of wrestling's biggest spectacle, analyzing what worked and what fell flat.Night One delivered the goods, particularly with the triple threat match between Roman Reigns, Seth Rollins, and CM Punk. Paul Heyman's performance solidified his GOAT status among wrestling managers as he orchestrated a brilliant betrayal that had us all on the edge of our seats. But Night Two? That's where things got complicated.The expected Rock appearance never materialized, leaving fans with an abrupt, underwhelming main event between Cody Rhodes and John Cena. We dissect Triple H's creative direction, question who truly "moves the needle" in today's WWE, and debate what makes someone the greatest wrestler of all time. Is it championship reigns? Crowd control? Pure athletic ability? The conversation gets heated as we each defend our picks.Monday Night Raw's fallout provided plenty more to discuss: Randy Orton RKO-ing John Cena out of nowhere, Braun Breaker's monstrous debut alongside Seth Rollins, and Gunther choking Pat McAfee until he turned purple after criticism over tapping out too quickly at WrestleMania.Whether you're a die-hard wrestling fan or just enjoy listening to three friends debate passionately about predetermined athletics, this episode delivers entertainment from bell to bell. Hit subscribe and join us next time as we predict how these storylines will unfold!

In this episode of Single Girl Szn, Rocky and Lucy unpack the viral “Let Them” theory by Mel Robbins — and why it’s more than just a TikTok trend. They dive into how it shows up in dating, friendships, and people-pleasing patterns, and reflect on their own journeys with boundaries, burnout, and letting go. From watching friends spiral in toxic relationships to dealing with being left out — this is a candid, comforting reminder that sometimes the most powerful thing you can do… is nothing at all.Oh — and we also go on a tangent about Katy Perry’s 11 minutes in space.💭 For the recovering people-pleasers, anxious overthinkers, and girlies trying to protect their peace — this one’s for you. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.