Comic Patrol

its BONUS season Nu Meatz, we dove back deep into our own episodes  #19 DC Animated Vol.3 to find our original reviews of 2 of Frank Miller's animated films. Its Coke n Dank from 2019.. oh boy - we were younger-dumber and couldn't stop swearing!  Batman Year One (2011) Batman: The Dark Knight Returns Part I & II (2012) #hismillerwasshowing #2drinkminimums  Buckle in This is: The BONUS Shame of FRANK MILLER  --Hit us up at comicpatrolpod@gmail.com if you want to add a fun fan letter for a future shout out on the pod-- --Follow the Weapons on Twitter @Comic_Patrol for some extra screenshots of fun (we maybe promise not to get drunk during the review)--  --Follow the Weapons on Instagram @ComicPatrolPod for some extra shots of fun (we promise we're already half in the bag)--

And in Comic Patrol fashion, we couldn't have a pride series for the Hall of Fame, without a shame episode. It's been a long time coming, but we're here with our second inductee into our very own Hall of Fame for comic book influencers - and this is the part 3 you've been waiting for! We went through almost his entire catalogue of comic books in parts ONE and TWO, and labelled those as "The Pride". This time, we delve into the 6 movie adaptations and one stolen scene, of his work, and Frankie-boy threw himself into everything. The Spirit (2008) Elektra (2005) 300: Rise of the Empire (2014) Sin City 2: A Dame to Kill For (2014) 300 (2006) Batman v Superman: Dawn of Justice (fight scene) - (2016) Sin City [2005] #hismillerwasshowing SawftCheezes and Nu Meatz, please try and keep your hands and arms inside the ride at all times, this is: The Shame of FRANK MILLER  --Hit us up at comicpatrolpod@gmail.com if you want to add a fun fan letter for a future shout out on the pod-- --Follow the Weapons on Twitter @Comic_Patrol for some extra screenshots of fun (we maybe promise it isn't another greenscreen movie)-- --Follow the Weapons on Instagram @ComicPatrolPod for some extra shots of fun (we promise we're not making fun of the new new superman)--  

Marvel's first family isn't just called that because it sounds clever. No, the Fantastic Four literally are the first family of Marvel Comics, and to celebrate that - as well as the new, upcoming flick - we are taking it back to 1965's Galactus Trilogy. That's right, the first appearance of the big, planet eating guy and his silver surfing henchman guy. Does this read well 60 years later? Well, let me tell ya something: No. But is it iconic and fun to talk about? You betcha. Come along with us, step in our time machine and eat some planets with us or something?   --Hit us up at comicpatrolpod@gmail.com if you want to add a submission for a future Arc Analysis--  --Follow the Weapons on Twitter @Comic_Patrol for some extra tidbits of fun (we maybe promise it isn't Silver dick pics)--  --Follow the Weapons on Instagram @ComicPatrolPod for some extra timbits of fun (we promise it is planet-sized dick pics)--

There's a new Superman movie coming out! And on top of that, we did some research: One of the biggest inspirations for the new flick (although not the MAIN one, but still), For All Seasons, has now joined our list of Arc Analysis runs (essentially our own book club). Now, if you know us, we claim Superman is one of the hardest characters to write well because of his powerset, but when a writing team gets it, it can truly make you a fan. And this time of Loeb and Sale, do they get it? Well, you have to listen in with us if you want to know.   --Hit us up at comicpatrolpod@gmail.com if you want to add a submission for a future Arc Analysis--  --Follow the Weapons on Twitter @Comic_Patrol for some extra tidbits of fun (we maybe promise it isn't Super dick pics)--  --Follow the Weapons on Instagram @ComicPatrolPod for some extra timbits of fun (we promise it is ginger dick pics)--

Issue #9 of the new Jason Aaron Turtle run is out and just like we said, we love T-U-R-T-L-E POWER... as we're ongoing, ongoing and ongoing this new tmnt run!  We are going to check-in with which issues we read from last month and then look ahead for what's coming up in the solicitations for June, and pick out the ones that look most interesting to us. Our Pull List issues we cover in this episode are: Marvel Rivals #1 Those Not Afraid #4 Mouse Guard #1 Exquisite Corpses #1 Free Planet #1 Transformers #21 Monkey Meat #3   --Hit us up at comicpatrolpod@gmail.com if you want to add a fun fan letter for a future shout out on the pod-- --Follow the Weapons on Twitter @Comic_Patrol for some extra screenshots of fun (we maybe promise it isn't a literal monkey meat pic)--

Arc Analysis time (which is just something we call our version of book club) and this one is a doozy! Hey, you like aliens? Check. Hey, you like being terminated? Check. And hey, do you have an interest in predators? ...I kinda hope not, but check. AND LASTLY, do you you think mushing these three franchises together could work as a 4 issue miniseries? Well, whether you answered yes or no to that one, you should still hit play and listen to what we have to say about this comic from the year two thoouuusaaaaand! --Hit us up at comicpatrolpod@gmail.com if you want to add a submission for a future Arc Analysis--  --Follow the Weapons on Twitter @Comic_Patrol for some extra tidbits of fun (we maybe promise it isn't alien dick pics)--  --Follow the Weapons on Instagram @ComicPatrolPod for some extra timbits of fun (we promise it is terminator dick pics)--

With the Trials of X now behind us, we move forwards into the fiery twists of Inferno! The end of the Hickman penned portion of the Krakoan era, the deepest and craziest secrets come to light, from Moira to Omega Sentinel to Mystique and even Krakoa itself, alliances and relationships will be forever changed. In this episode, we cover Inferno #1-4, but we talk a lot about certain characters and where things could go from here, and what it means to lose Hickman's pen at this point in time for the world of mutants.  --Follow the Weapons on Twitter @Comic_Patrol for some extra tidbits of fun  --Follow the Weapons on Instagram @ComicPatrolPod for some extra tidbits of fun

HOX POX DOX!! ITS A XbyX EPISODE!!!! We return to cover the long celebrated X-Men Krakoa era We're back on the Jonathan Hickman train, and we're waking back up to the world we almost forgot. As you can tell both Coke and Dank have spent countless hours following the Krakoan crew, through fire, magic and now in Beast's brain. So its easy to say we're back to finish what we started. This ain't X of Swords, this ain't Reign of X, This is (more of) Trials of X!...  In this episode, we take a look at these 6 titles with Marvel Guide reading order Phoenix Song: Echo #1-5 Marauders #24-27 SWORD #8-11 Wolverine #17-19 X-Force #21-26 Excalibur #22-26 If you want the complete picture, don't forget to check out our first part to this portion of the Krakoan era of X-Men, and if you want to read along too, that's dope... But we suggest maybe skipping Phoenix Song: Echo if you don't want to bail before we even get started... Thanks TRIAL of X (part II)  --Follow the Weapons on Twitter @Comic_Patrol for some extra tidbits of fun (we maybe promise it isnt tasteful Rictor pics, stolen from Scott)--  --Follow the Weapons on Instagram @ComicPatrolPod for some extra timbits of fun (we promise it is Shatterstar pics traded from Alex)-- #CAUSEWEAINTNOBABIESINHERE  

HOX POX DOX!! ITS A XbyX EPISODE!!!! We return to cover the long celebrated X-Men Krakoa era We're back on the Jonathan Hickman train, and we're waking back up to the world we almost forgot. As you can tell both Coke and Dank have spent countless hours following the Krakoan crew, through fire, space, magic and now Central Park. So its easy to say we're back to finish what we started. This ain't X of Swords, this ain't Reign of X, This is Trials of X! In this episode, we take a look at these 9 titles with Marvel Guide reading order Wolverine #14 – #16 Marauders #23 X-Men #1 X-Men: The Trial of Magneto #1 – #5 Hellions #13 - #18 New Mutants #24 X-Corp #3 - #5 X-Men #2 – #3 Way of X #3 – #5 X-Men: The Onslaught Revelation #1 So without giving away MORE spoilers in the description, Coke, Dank, *dolphin sounds* and wayminute... is *dolphin sounds* even in this series anymore?! You know who is this-big-baby-Orphan-Maker and he's got issues, so we dare you to walk back through the Krakoan gateway with us for TRIAL of X (part I)  --Follow the Weapons on Twitter @Comic_Patrol for some extra tidbits of fun (we maybe promise it isnt tasteful Jean Grey pics, stolen from Scott)--  --Follow the Weapons on Instagram @ComicPatrolPod for some extra timbits of fun (we promise it is Madelyne Prior pics traded from Alex)-- #CAUSEWEAINTNOBABIESINHERE

It not often we get a chance to read comics from the ground up, but we lucked out with DSTLRY and their new brand imprint. Still the brainchild of David Steinberger and Chip Mosher, in May 2023. This is the house that has given artist and writers a fresh perspective, setting themselves up as the house that writers built: "focus on ethics, creator empowerment, and equity. Along with up-front participation by the founding creators, DSTLRY sets aside an additional 3% of company equity to be distributed among the creators who have projects released within the first three years. This equity will be distributed based of performance of titles" So what sells gets paid more. Seems simple right? Well in DSTLRY(episode) we said yes. We've since come back to the cutting edge studio to see the 2nd round of titles that have released to the marketplace. We also check some Issue 2's to see if those titles went Boom, Bah or Whoosh from where we last left off.  So buckle up as Coke n Dank give you the rundown of all the new books under this studio house, from paid, to laid, to shade, everything gets a look!  The series: The City Beneath Her Feet #1 Defiant - #0 issue Endeavour - #0 issue Warm Fusion #1 You Won’t Feel a Thing #1 We return for Issue #2: Somna The Blood Brothers Mother Gone Life  The Missionary Time Waits White Boat No, "-ing" is not typically considered an adverb in English grammar. 22:49 - you're wrong Dank !  --Follow the Weapons on Twitter @Comic_Patrol for some extra tidbits of fun (we maybe promise it isn't Somna deviant-art art pics)--  --Follow the Weapons on Instagram @ComicPatrolPod for some extra timbits of fun (we promise it is Warm Fusion forrest pics)--