Dark Night of the Podcast

We're pulling an episode from our now extensive Patreon vault of full length reviews to give you a taste of what we have going on over there! We're chatting unusually sexy telephone repair women, an age ambiguous sister, and of course the most power drill caused carnage in film history!  Tune in to hear all our thoughts on the 1982 slasher The Slumber Party Massacre! And if you're interested in hearing our twenty four other full length exclusive Patreon episodes, head over to www.patreon.com/darknightofthepodcast and subscribe! Find out more at http://www.darknightofthepodcast.com

The boys know that their fans love it when dip their delicate toes into the world of obscure horror, and this title is definitely one title that checks off all the boxes. Bizarre and completely unexpected, if there’s one title that fans absolutely need to experience prior to listening to their review, it’s fucking Xtro. No idea what the hell Xtro actually means or what it stands for, but its a film that boasts an array of surprisingly fantastic practical effects, a plethora of elegant accents, highly unanticipated plot developments that come out of fucking nowhere, a surprise cameo appearance from the tequila worm from Poltergeist 2 but with legs, and a woman birthing literally birthing a grown man on her kitchen floor. It literally gives you everything you want, a few things you don’t, and so much more than you could ever anticipate from a movie with such an awful title. Now sit your asses down and find this movie before you listen to yet another fabulous episode! Find out more at http://www.darknightofthepodcast.com

It’s there’s one thing we know about the boys of Dark Night of the Podcast, it’s that they love themselves a proper, masculine, truck-driving lesbian! And few lesbians read quite as lesbianic as the androgynous and truly badass Marie from the ever-divisive 2003 French gore-fest High Tension. This early Alexandre Aja title has caused much contention amongst horror fans and for good reason; it throws a serious curveball at its viewers that has led to many a raised eyebrow and plenty of room for debate. But controversies aside, this movie also offers viewers some truly intense moments of drawn out suspense, a cement saw vs a car windshield, a man receiving oral pleasures from a decapitated head, and one of the best executions of a throat cutting to date. What’s not to like?! The tension is high this week over at Dark Night of the Podcast, and that’s exactly how Troy and Roger like it! Also, if you're interested in monthly exclusive bonus content, please check out our Patreon at: https://www.patreon.com/darknightofthepodcast.

Hold onto your veiny meat sacks, because Troy and Roger are reunited and it feels so good! Almost as good as it must feel squeezing on one of Leslie’s lady udders, but what would these two know about that? Join the boys as they sit down to record their first episode together in over a month, and what better title to kick things off than a full length review of the beloved fan favorite Chopping Mall! That’s right, your favorite horror-lovin’ gays are ready to dish over all of the hot topics, including Leslie’s massive shiny areolas, poor Kelli Maroney’s unusually horrendous wardrobe selections, those sassy Protectors and their gay little claws, and the head explosion heard around the world! Yup, you know the one! So get ready to shop til you mother fucking drop, because it’s time for a brand new episode!

Throw on your black helmet and leather riding gear, grab your kukri, and hop on your motorbike because night classes are in session at Wendell College and Troy is joined by guest co-host Erin Gilmer of Manic Monday Movie Podcast to discuss all the lurid and bloody shenanigans of Night School!  Join the duo as they discuss the apparent perils of merry go rounds, lll-fated fish tank feedings, a seemingly endless pot of beef stew, and horny college faculty members galore!    Also, if you're interested in monthly exclusive bonus content, please check out our Patreon at: https://www.patreon.com/darknightofthepodcast

This week's episode is a little bonus treat pulled from our Patreon vault! With June being Pride month, we thought this was just the episode to share, as we discuss our Top 3 Queer Characters in Horror! If you enjoy this type of content, head over to our Patreon page and subscribe! Check it out at www.patreon.com/darknightof the podcast. There's currently SIXTY bonus episodes waiting for you!

It's house hunting season and Troy is joined by guest co-host, author of the Twisted Books to Leave You Shook series Chris Shamburger to discuss the seemingly obscure anthology film Terror Tract. Join the guy as they chat a sinister John Ritter, Bryan Cranston battling a maniacal murderous monkey, and a grisly and gruesome granny killer worthy of her own damn franchise film! Also, if you're interested in monthly exclusive bonus content, please check out our Patreon at: https://www.patreon.com/darknightofthepodcast. Find out more at http://www.darknightofthepodcast.com

Throw on your trek shoes and grab your graduation gown because Troy and guest co-host, the multi-talented Chris Jehnert discuss the shenanigans of a stopwatch obsessed killer in the 1981 slasher Graduation Day.  Join the guys as they chat overly energetic cheering fan montages, the consequences of aggressive coaching practices, Vanna White doing something on screen other than turning letters, and one of the most laughable and least scary killer disguises ever donned! Also, if you're interested in monthly exclusive bonus content, please check out our Patreon at: https://www.patreon.com/darknightofthepodcast. Find out more at http://www.darknightofthepodcast.com

Troy kicks off his unhappy Rogerless month on a happy note by being joined by fellow filmmaker and podcaster Chris Moore, who graciously step into co-hosting duties.  The two hop in a garbage truck and trek to the teenage wasteland known as Camp New Horizons to discuss Angela Baker’s murderous shenanigans in the whacky third franchise entry Sleepaway Camp 3: Teenage Wasteland.  Join the guys as they ponder the apparent sex appeal of one Michael J. Pollard and chat characters steeped in stereotypes, a noticeable less energetic and engaging Angela, and a potentially epic showdown that goes kaput.  So fry up some freshly caught fish (steak if you’re allergic, blare your boombox and gather ‘round the campfire.  And if you enjoy the episode remember….sharing is caring! Find out more at http://www.darknightofthepodcast.com

Here's a sneak peek at our latest Patreon Exclusive full length episode! We're talkin' the 1982 drilltastic slasher The Slumber Party Massacre!. Grab a slice of pizza and on over to Patreon (link included) and subscribe to hear our thoughts and to get access to all current past and future bonus content! Join us on Patreon at: https://www.patreon.com/darknightofthepodcast. Find out more at http://www.darknightofthepodcast.com