On today's MJ Morning Show:

MJ and Michelle missed a concert in The Villages

Morons in the news

What did Fester break?

100 over the speed limit, DUI

Fester's BBQ trophies from the weekend

Will Ferrell in Paypal ad... would that be a federal violation?

What do you do with new clothes?

Food warning... Celery

MJ and Michelle relationship alert... over movies

Katy Perry is headed to space!

Canadian journalist has off-color comment hurled her way... by an 8- or 9-year-old

Do men prefer pouty/puffy lips or natural lips?

You can turn yourself into an action figure

MJ's experiment... talking to the dogs on the radio

Something disturbing that MJ read about marriages linked to dementia

Getting closer to today's launch

Is this really a guy's real name?

MJ crossed paths with Tony Dungy

Launch coverage of Blue Origin New Shepard