MJ Morning Show on Q105

On today's MJ Morning Show: Portrait talk... King George's and MI's family 38% of Americans surveyed lack inspiration at work Morons in the news Tampa Bay Buccaneers schedule Adult diaper assault JLo/Ben Affleck Our psychopath story may have been misunderstood regarding texing while drivng Men more likely to lose weight with this incentive The MJ Portrait... who DOES he look like? Red Lobster winning bid Roxanne drank a LOT of water How long does the check engine light get ignored? MJ's headed to NYC with his son and will go on a pizza tour MayCember - We took calls Are women really prone to faint or throw up on first dates from stress? Instacart driver was to deliver a meal to a death row prison A Tampa restaurant accused of clipping ferns from the yard for garnish Chloe wants a Red Lobster booth Roxanne on JLo/Affleck Truffle butter was how much??? Happy Gilmore 2 coming! Taylor and Kelcey

On today's MJ Morning Show: Another celebrity is in trouble Morons in the news "The Portal" to reopen, and the OnlyFans model who flashed the display has made an extra $30,000 Creepy story from California... You never know if you're under surveillance New stripper law to go into effect Red Lobster dumpster finds Texting while driving is a psychopathic behavior? Hal Herman Impression Connection The portrait MJ hates New iOS brings back pictures you thought you deleted? Roxanne's iPhone issues Ozempic South Park special? Is JLo headed for divorce? GMA anchor posted some pics in very tight bike shorts Anti-sex beds for the summer Olympics in Paris Disney Cruise being sued after a passenger allegedly suffered stroke-like symptoms, later died Cat killed in Westchase... Whodunit? Victoria's Secret models - Runway show will return Woman gets 'vape lung' after just three years of vaping

On today's MJ Morning Show: Florida Beaches you need to visit in 2024 Morons in the news Bad weather Tipping culture Golf carts on the road Mental health day from school Caller who met up with MJ and Fester at Brocato's Auction - Red Lobster  McDonald's may be getting rid of this... Paris Hilton blasted for the way her baby seats were set up in her car Big lottery winner facing the family Chia seeds.... there's a recall warning for salmonella Christina Applegate story Kelly Clarkson story World's tallest and fastest launch coaster got shut down quickly "The Portal" shut down because we can't have nice things Tom Brady would not do a roast again Tesla cars reportedly suffering from randomly braking Dating app stories (Hinge/Tinder/Bumble)

On today's MJ Morning Show: Police chase up to 140 mph on Gandy  Morons in the news Fester has a beef with Froggy Senior pranks What are the odds.... A guy catches two consecutive foul balls at a baseball game Which Bay Area Red Lobsters are closing? Dead butt syndrome Ric Flair update Diddy's son's song A shooting in SoHo Pageant winners resigning Judge Judy is suing Brocato's filed chapter 11 to try to reorganize their finances Prices are dropping...on what? Great minds think alike... they wear the same things each day White House aide claims to give fake money to homeless Murder... in... spaaaaace.... Death by liposuction in someone's home San Francisco is giving out free alcohol

On today's MJ Morning Show: Bees escape from truck crash in Maine... leads into Crotchety call... then, another Crotchety call Morons in the news MJ's encounter at a gas station, and he said NOTHING Cat owners and schizophrenia "Hey" and "can we talk..." Saturday morning's internet outage McDonald's $5 meal deal MJ found a Publix shopping cart and almost brought it back...  MJ watched a movie... Peanut Butter Falcon Westshore Spandex Bodysuit Barbie Ozempic Boobs Listener e-mail: An urban legend we talked about 2 years ago now showed up on someone else's show... yes, 2 years later! Justin Timberlake... retired by fans Photos from a plane from Tampa of the northern lights... did anyone really see them in the Tampa Bay area? We took calls. On average, at what age are you no longer cool? Postal delivery truck pulled over for speeding over 100 mph Mother's Day celebration with Roxanne Julia Fox - celibate 2 1/2 years, and happy about it Audio puzzle from MJ Another celebrity hit in face in NYC

On today's MJ Morning Show: Aliens in Las Vegas Morons in the news Asplundh family details Southwest Air boarding methods Do you have proper legal I.D.? MJ's tax documents still somewhere out there.... Hot mug shot Hal Herman Headlines! Mothers' idea of the perfect Mother's Day... We took calls A cafe posted a forgotten credit card online... what could go wrong? Subway worker didn't put enough meat on a sandwich... customer clearly wanted more Most hated bands To protest the protesters, someone put up a gofundme page to hire a mariachi band A father was arrested for confronting an Uber driver with an AR-15 Mother arrested for beating her kid on a flight Guy left a kid with a homeless woman while he went drinking A bride-to-be was upset by a guest adding more guests Bogus body armor purchased by an Ohio police department First Elon Musk embedded chip into a brain is malfunctioning "The Waldwarf Salad" on MJ's Instagram Justin Bieber becoming a dad?

On today's MJ Morning Show: Tesla truck finger test Morons in the news Asplundh wife wanted her Instagram name $40,000 cash RFK Jr. brain-eating worm? Ric Flair's conversation on Q105 has gone viral Kim K. got booed Peeing! How long should you go (duration) before you worry? Cold case solved with ABC gum Would you take a discount on a pedicure if in return you'd need to allow them to do THIS? Zillow says nearly half of adults would buy their childhood home if they could Zinc... good for you? not good for you? Latest studies Summer box office Apple compactor commercial has mixed reviews Miami Grand Prix food pricing... some are suggesting it's out of context Woman being checked out is informed she has a rare syndrome Hal Herman Headlines!!! Tomorrow. A call to comedian Jeff Gerbino

On today's MJ Morning Show: Larry 'Bud' Melman... and a classic MJ & BJ bit Morons in the news Miami formula one race had ridiculous food prices Panera Bread dropped this dangerous menu item Teacher Appreciation Week... the good and the bad Ric Flair was caught on video in a Gainesville restaurant allegedly drunk MJ's Jet Blue update We called Ric Flair for his side What food item is too expensive to continue to buy? We took calls A listener told us there's another hacked sign Someone has 7,500 Firefox tabs open, and has for 2 years Tainted candy at a school sickened 11 students More on the Netflix Tom Brady Roast Fester's review of the Jerry Seinfeld 'Pop Tart' movie Dementia tipping Wander Franco update Can Tom Selleck hang on to his ranch now that 'Blue Bloods' has been canceled? Steven Segal was seen at Putin's inauguration

On today's MJ Morning Show: Which state has the most OnlyFans models? USA's STD Hotspots Morons in the news ChatGPT... Two common words MJ Instagram at Wendy's  Fake radio DJ's Amazon delivery driver shoots carjacker Ashley Moody on phone with MJ about scams Bird flu may be going to other animals? Major announcement!! Scam - Facebook user posing as 'lactation specialist' Online review sparks fight threat from business owner New tipping scam - fake percentage An 87-year-old woman dropped off her 86-year-old sister, mistakenly ran her over Eyelash extensions Downtown Tampa military demonstration noise warning The Met Gala Shorty Shane's family is being harassed Richard Simmons posted an audio note to his followers Britney Spears video with a horse... is she melting down? FDA approves treatment to help wean off vaping Miss USA stepping down over her mental health MJ's 'To Whom It May Concern'

On today's MJ Morning Show: Donation box for Metropolitan Ministries Ohio State commencement accident Texas high school football stadium turned down Morons in the news Stupid road HCSO DUI arrests over Cinco de Mayo weekend Cops arresting Uber Eats drivers MJ's Jet Blue tickets Sexsomania - We took calls Kentucky Derby photo finish Michelle's term for MJ's style of dress Real or Fake - Instagram video about sneaking alcohol into Busch Gardens Old video of celebrity birthday greetings for Sean Combs/P Diddy Real or Fake - Time traveler Weight fluctuation Tom Brady was roasted... didn't like one Jeff Ross joke Dave Chappelle's attacker suing security Pauly Shore's Richard Simmons biopic could still be moving forward Brooke Shields lets her two adult daughters share her bed Chloe went somewhere that she posted on IG... MJ found out where People who love loud cars may be psychopaths? Don't do THIS after brushing your teeth 70 passengers got sick on the same flight