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The Bank Bros Show

Ceej, Ryan
96 episodes   Last Updated: Nov 23, 24

Two friends and former bank employees, united by their devotion to historically embarrassing football teams while living in the homeland of beer and cheese, talk nonsense about sports, culture, and life for your entertainment.

Episodes

Nov 23, 2024
094: Elder Abuse
Someone should tell Jake Paul that he should stop picking fights with 58 year old men, even if they are one of the GOATs. Join your Bros as we put the Tyson/Paul debacle under the microscope, break down the current NFL playoff picture, glance at some early NBA movement, and Ceej recalls a recent adventure in a school pick-up line. Rizzy needs an "Eat, Pray, Love" sign for his new loft, btw.
Nov 16, 2024
093: Game Night V
The weather outside is approaching levels that some would possibly deem to be frightening, but The Bros are here to keep those eardrums warm! Throw a log on the fire, pour up the whiskey, and get cozy to the sounds of another edition of our world-famous Game Night! Rizzy refuses to put a shirt on because the Lions keep roaring, we roast the Dallas Cowboys over the open fire, and speaking of fire, Ceej decides to fire everyone at Halas Hall. After the breakdown, it's time for "Random Fandom", "Blind Ranks", and UFC 309 shot bets as a chaser! I need to find my footie PJs!
Ok, Rizzy's ego is outta control since the Pistons and Lions keep overperforming/dominating in their respective fields, so we're making him put his pants back on for this episode! Push play for a much-needed distraction from politics and listen to your boys breakdown NFL mid-season award predictions, shower Vince Carter with well-earned praise after his jersey retirement, and much more! Just push play, it'll feel so good. Nobody's looking. Just do it.
Ceej is back from his super top secret vacation to surprise his brother-in-law for his 30th birthday! Join us as the jetsetter tells tales of his first experience on the west coast (including a quick stay in Vegas with shenanigans)! Rizzy decides to go full frontal for your enjoyment as he celebrates Detroit's recent successes in multiple sports before The Bros break down the rest of this week's NFL results. We then finish up with our annual NBA season predictions! Send fresh oysters, immediately!
Oct 26, 2024
090: Lock 'N Load
These streets aren't safe for Ceej anymore! You gotta hit play and hear his frightening experience in a dangerous part of town, it will change your life! After that, make sure you stick around for more NFL fun as the trade deadline approaches. We also celebrate the official return of the NBA season, and make more stupid bets with our liver as we cover the potential Fight of the Year at UFC 308 this Saturday! Remember, always keep that thang on you!
Oct 19, 2024
089: OnlyScans
This time around, The Bros determine whether this show is explicit enough, or if we should push the envelope for the sake of content. Ceej then somehow segues that conversation into a story about yet another "Dog Dad Vet Adventure" before your boys get to the nitty gritty of the NFC North, reunion season at Metlife Stadium, and a humongous bet for the AFC East crown! Never too late to jump on the Bank Bros bandwagon, so smash that play button.
It's Ceej's birthday (don't ask how many candles) and the only wish he has this year is that you hit play and come celebrate with a brand-new episode! The Bros kick back and discuss a surreal moment for Lebron James before diving back into the NFL pool with NFC North highlights, AFC teams heading in opposite directions, and an interesting debate about who should win the Davante Adams sweepstakes! By reading this sentence you are now contractually obligated to push play. (I changed my mind, my 2nd wish is tacos.)
Oct 05, 2024
087: Pokergeist
It's Ceej's birthday and spooky season's starting already!! Ceej shares a great story about his recent encounter with a casino ghost after his wife wandered off on an adventure. Rizzy reminisces about home for a bit before we jump into more blazing hot NFL takes and deliver emotional flowers to the amazing Derrick Rose after his retirement announcement! Total rollercoaster episode, you know you want to click play. Just do it.
Sep 28, 2024
086: Off the Cuff
We just felt like shootin' the sh*t in this one, folks! No outline of topics, no structure, just The Bros discussing whatever came up at the time! Push play and relax with us as we discuss everything from Rizzy's secret MTV audition, why gambling is stupid, and plenty of football arguments for your enjoyment! Your BAC level should probably be raised a bit before listening.
You can probably hear the sounds of Ceej groaning in agony as the Bears continue to disappoint despite a #1 drafted quarterback and more weapons than ever before. Push play and send sympathy cards as Ceej gets a live therapy session about the state of his football team, Rizzy breaks down the Lions struggles against Tampa Bay, and The Bros highlight all the blazing news from NFL Week 2! Edible arrangements are appreciated, but not required to be sent to Ceej at this time.