TRAP and SOLAR OPPOSITES SEASON 3 EPISODE 3: Reviewed! 

Are you ready for your weekly dose of the CCCAH? Because I sure as hell am. Do you ever have the feeling like you haven’t heard us talking for weeks and weeks? Because we do not have that feeling, what the hell are you talking about? We deliver you an episode a week without fail. It’s actually quite crazy. Let’s talk a movie called Trap and an episode of a show called Solar Opposites. 

M. Night Shyamalan talks about making movies for American Masters: Creative Spark, a PBS production: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0qHLEOn753I

M. Night Shyamalan was on Norm Macdonald’s show for quite possibly the most charming interview a comedian has ever conducted with a filmmaker: https://www.netflix.com/watch/80243748

M. Night Shyamalan has actually done so many good interviews it’s hard to choose which ones to link to here. So we’re going to go for a unique one with Jonathan Ross for the next link but in general, do seek out his interviews: https://podcasts.apple.com/gb/podcast/m-night-shyamalan/id1434845244?i=1000428323390

Solar Opposites was a fun time. Would you like to see Jeff’s unedited notes, ripped straight from our world famous google doc, comprising mainly of quotes from the episode? Of course you would. They are excerpted below, in lieu of other links: 

Save energy to punch tim burton for plagiarising his whole tone. 

How fucking dope was this queue. A Linda line. A history of lines. A category five line. 

I also can’t resist the siren song of ultra specific gear. 

Any line worth standing in doesn’t move.

That’s stupid, fuck you!

She always falls in love with the back of some guy’s head.

What are they in line for?

I don’t know how I feel about Justin Roiland’s voice. 

I was just trying to do a hobby you love but you really love stupid stuff that sucks.

Wait, are they married, these aliens? 

When different friends compete over how well they know their mutual friend etc - pretty funny.

Hipster: bread lines. Just to be poor and face in the same direction as you. Queuing as a hipster activity is great. A broadway adaptation of Tenet line haha! Reminiscing over events with photos. 

Save your spot is what a line virgin would say. 

The ancient and noble code of: a line check! 

He thinks he’s in a line but he’s actually doing a triathlon?

Squats in line?

Linus is in my name!!

Elaborate fantasies of this character getting with the back of this guy’s head.

The second line looks so legit! 

A microsoft zune face tattoo gives her the ick?

Become one with the line force. 

My feet are gonna cum!

Lines are metaphors for the human experience. Ah I just wanna be the first guy to get cool shit. 

Why do you like such stupid shit?

The new dan brown novel is about how noah solved murders at night on his ark! 

Who or what is the pupa? 

Lauren tom is in this? From friends to futurama to this?

Streaming bullshit of that last line will connect to the next episode? Will I confirm by watching the next episode?

How is this for a twist ending: Jeff actually fully understood the plot of Trap. Don’t be fooled by him playing dumb. Despite the fact that sometimes he plays dumb so damn well. What a thespian. 

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SPOILERS BELOW FOR NEXT WEEK’S CONTENT: 

CHRISTOPHER’S pitch for JEFFREY: 

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Bando_Stone_%26_the_New_World

JEFFREY’S pitch for CHRISTOPHER:

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Purple_Rain_(film)

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