During a blizzard, Finally holes up in The Underskirt, an isolated historic hotel in the countryside, with only Dappy the bellhop to keep him company. Can Finally stave off impending insanity whilst suspecting Dappy of stealing his last bag of crisps?Also, we get an extract from his latest horror tale, Spankenloin Escapes, wherein a crazy scientist tracks down a monster he built out of spare genitals.