The Memoirs of Finally Abrams
12 episodes Last Updated: May 14, 25
Handyman extraordinaire, Finally Abrams is an aspiring novelist waiting for his big break - though his stories are too crass and smutty for any respectable publisher. Finally details his misadventures with conversations he has with his peers. You'll meet his calloused, stone-hearted father, the retired psychological essayist, Phaseolus Beanscreen Abrams, and Finally's love interest Geraldine, a surly, chain-smoking hardware store clerk. Finally often comes toe-to-toe with his competitor, the successful published author (and old acquaintance), Carlene Shoerack.Besides the main cast, Finally meets a slew of interesting locals in his fictional home of Porkborough, West Bonkshire in Northern England.18+, discretion is advised.Written, Performed, & Produced by Jedidiah Hughes.
Episodes
May 14, 2025
Hostage with the Mostage
Finally decides to stage a hostage situation after a publisher refuses to sell his latest story.Also, we get a snippet of Finally's manuscript, Little Bakery of Whorers.
Apr 30, 2025
Runway Runaway
While Finally does the lighting rig for the main catwalk at West Bonkshire Fashion Week, famed lead supermodel Fluffy Orning goes AWOL. Who will stand in as her replacement?Also, we get a glimpse of Finally’s new rhyming novel, There’s a Rod in My Cod.
Mar 30, 2025
Rufus #2
In effort to teach his son how to be a man, Phaseolus takes Finally camping in the Bonkshire Forest despite fears of an ominous entity in the woods.Also, we get a snippet from Finally's newest Sci-Fi romance, Peter's Pendulum, about a man who can time travel by using his male part.
Mar 19, 2025
A Date with the Devilled Eggs
Finally has found love, but will his new girlfriend get in the way of his love of writing and handyman work?Also, we hear an excerpt from his story, Stalemating, about a promiscuous woman trying to break the curse that turned her into a witch
Feb 26, 2025
Dr. Sausage
Finally's latest story is a hit! Only trouble is it was released under a pseudonym and no one believes he was the real author. Will he be able to claim ownership?We also hear the first chapter from this story, 1 Bird, 2 Stones, 3 Culprits, about 3 friends on the lam during the Great Depression after one of them murdered a Farmer.
Feb 19, 2025
The Dimming
During a blizzard, Finally holes up in The Underskirt, an isolated historic hotel in the countryside, with only Dappy the bellhop to keep him company. Can Finally stave off impending insanity whilst suspecting Dappy of stealing his last bag of crisps?Also, we get an extract from his latest horror tale, Spankenloin Escapes, wherein a crazy scientist tracks down a monster he built out of spare genitals.
Feb 12, 2025
Creamery Royale
Finally helps Geraldine track down a thief, but they must infiltrate the cheesy fortress of the Wensleydale Creamery.Also, we get a snipped of Finally's newest fantasy epic, In Search of the Six Wizzlets.
Feb 05, 2025
Alien Free Zone
After another publishing rejection, Finally consults with a local anarchist to see if he can put his latest sci-fi story in their weekly zine to gain exposure.We also get a sample from the sci-fi epic, Invasion of the Gorblanxians.
Jan 29, 2025
A Wooden Rainbow
Finally is presented with an amazing but tricky situation: He's hired to do the decking of a renowned publisher - maybe he can finally catch a big break, or maybe he'll look like a pillock when he tries to pitch his story to a client.Also, we get an excerpt from Finally's latest Gothic vampire horror, Sweat and Blood.
Jan 23, 2025
Road Trip
Angry at Carlene Shoerack's latest hit medieval romance novel, Finally Abrams decides to write a historical fiction of his own to rival. So, Finally takes his dad, Phaseolus, and love interest, Geraldine, on a research-oriented historical road trip to Pickering Castle, but not everything goes to plan!We get a flavour of Finally’s newest book, A Naughty North Sea Morning.